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Today i found out i am a Father and Business Man ! Ho Ho Ho,

I was in some business bazaar shop keeper, den sudenly got phone come in!
From +602 den finish d. canot see rest of number .

i was talking to gf when sudenly this number call.
it started with....

Girl : Papa , is this papa? come and help me ( LOL , IS THIS PAPA? ) WHOS YOUR DADDY

Me : * thinking OoO ini prank la, saya tau * Yes , this is papa

Girl : Eu Eu Eu [ acting skills lvl 0 , like julian dota skills and yihaurs Soul Keeper , and TW sniper ] come and help me, got bad ppl catch me

* imagine an Adult girl , eu eu eu and try act kid voice

Me : where are you? [ my tone is very wen rou and not panic ]

Girl : *not convince* are you papa?

Me : Yes

Girl : Help me , bad ppl catch me and beat me

Me : where are you?

Girl : I dunno, i dunno where , ppl catch me [ behind can hear got ah beng talking shit ]

Me : who catch you? [ wen rou style ]

Girl : Are you papa? faster help me

Me : how to help you ? [ wen rou + smile style ]

Girl : *started mumble some shit* * can hear background shouting *

Me : put down phone cause too noisy and stall very busy.

1st thing i wan to say is
If got daugther that don't recognize own parents voice, or parents hp number, nid to ask are you papa? , can just giveaway or let her go die.

2nd is
This gimmick outdate ady , u call me and tell me come and takei with me papa, mebbe i will masuk perangkap.

After awhile,
AM BANK CALL ME
say i owe them 2000 + , i think its machine or human i duno
They say i owe them bla bla bla, try to be damn profiesonal voice, press 1 to contiune press 5 to repeat [ don have press 2 to cancel ]

So i press 5,

den i press 5 again

and again...

and again...

den i think the person sien diao and put down LOL.

KAMPUNG MEH WALAO...