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i'm sad. why?

number 1 : i lost a dota game with sniper. first lost with sniper in a very looooong time :( thx to this skill... @#^&*()(*^&&(*%

number 2 : i lost another dota game... -.-

number 3 : zoukout is in another 20 days more which is like soooooooo far away :(

number 4 : i got that stupid fucking pineapple tart shoulder injury, tafeikei also susah... sigh :(

number 5 : frozen yoghurt plans has been canceled because of phailure to get full time partners as we are all young and horny.

number 6 : manutd lost to BESIKTOUCHMYASS, dumb macheda and welback.

number 7 : Adam Lambert is gay

number 8 : i dont know -.-

number 9 : han wei parents' dont want me to fetch him from airport O_O

number 10 : burberry is having 50% discount, but still.. not enough gold =( ahhh, emma baby <3



number 11 : JUDAS NG YIH HAUR BETRAY ME.... >:-(


bugha bugha~

Tonight

Tonight's gonna be a good night. My friend finally becomes a man (well i dont know. maybe). Cheers man :)

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Today i found out i am a Father and Business Man ! Ho Ho Ho,

I was in some business bazaar shop keeper, den sudenly got phone come in!
From +602 den finish d. canot see rest of number .

i was talking to gf when sudenly this number call.
it started with....

Girl : Papa , is this papa? come and help me ( LOL , IS THIS PAPA? ) WHOS YOUR DADDY

Me : * thinking OoO ini prank la, saya tau * Yes , this is papa

Girl : Eu Eu Eu [ acting skills lvl 0 , like julian dota skills and yihaurs Soul Keeper , and TW sniper ] come and help me, got bad ppl catch me

* imagine an Adult girl , eu eu eu and try act kid voice

Me : where are you? [ my tone is very wen rou and not panic ]

Girl : *not convince* are you papa?

Me : Yes

Girl : Help me , bad ppl catch me and beat me

Me : where are you?

Girl : I dunno, i dunno where , ppl catch me [ behind can hear got ah beng talking shit ]

Me : who catch you? [ wen rou style ]

Girl : Are you papa? faster help me

Me : how to help you ? [ wen rou + smile style ]

Girl : *started mumble some shit* * can hear background shouting *

Me : put down phone cause too noisy and stall very busy.

1st thing i wan to say is
If got daugther that don't recognize own parents voice, or parents hp number, nid to ask are you papa? , can just giveaway or let her go die.

2nd is
This gimmick outdate ady , u call me and tell me come and takei with me papa, mebbe i will masuk perangkap.

After awhile,
AM BANK CALL ME
say i owe them 2000 + , i think its machine or human i duno
They say i owe them bla bla bla, try to be damn profiesonal voice, press 1 to contiune press 5 to repeat [ don have press 2 to cancel ]

So i press 5,

den i press 5 again

and again...

and again...

den i think the person sien diao and put down LOL.

KAMPUNG MEH WALAO...

ALL HAIL SAM THE DWARVEN SNIPER!

thanks to Mr. Pro sniper we won all the games today!

Cheers :D

CHOCOLATE PHONE!

OMG I WANT A CHOCOLATE PHONE NOW!

I LOVE SNSD!

CHEERS :)

Teck Weng dont need luck in exam, he nid luck in his love life

so my lane partner lim teck weng AKA dog , teck teck , tits , jessica , FAMILYMAN , drow ranger, is having exam soon.
Best of luck with studying so you can get good result, den go far far away to australia, bang a chick there, den someone will be sad and swim over and kill you. for those who doesnt know him, here are some pictures.
ENJOY.

Art vs Science

wanna 2012 tomorrow? : ) i shall post this on ex blog also barh... roar probably around 9:15pm kay? YIHAU U PROMISE TO COME AGAIN RIGHT? :D love u sladar muax muax...

you're awesome, really

hellos, today, i woke up at 4pm because i was talking to yihau till 5am.



*mei you zhong dian*

DOOMSDAY = Winkeat 23 years old O_O

Just watched 2012 today, it was very nice!(in my opinion la) Apparently doomsday is gonna happen on winkeat's 23rd birthday so....winkeat please lose your virginity before u turn 23 years old ya! We all know you don't wanna die a virgin. lol. yh out!





p/s: Winkeat you look damn yeng in this picture.

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Everyone has a wish list, so do i. Here is my top 3 wish list !

1. Suzuki Swift


This handsome hunk of a car is going to cost me RM 73K OTR , with my current pocket money, RM 600 per month, i will need at least 121 months to pay off the debts. Like 10 years, don't eat and don't takei. I will miss Yih haur , and become like this . .


Hobo Man...

2. Iphone


This orgasmic phone is going to cost me RM 2K++, i really wish that hand is my hand so i can megaporn anytime anywhere with its amazing wifi and internet, i can also visit yih haurs facebook and ejek him from anywhere i want . Hu hu hu.....


eat this Yih haur

3. SNSD Jessica !!!!!!!!!

• Birth name : Jessica Jung
• Korean name : Jung Soo-Yeon
• Date of birth : April 18, 1989 (age 20) <<<>

Jessica was born and raised in SS17,Subang Jaya. Along with Tiffany and SeoHyun and Yih Haur, she released a single, "Yihaur Nappa" and "Yihunogi [ Yihaur is Princess ]". She starred in Ng Yih Haur HON team "PrincessKawaiiRoar" and also featured in Yih Haur facebook. This is rest of her picture . .








So damn pretty weiii

you filled the void, then left an abyss

its a good day today. but me and yh disappointed our world tree and left it to be excoriated by the enemy.

nite.

Hi

Hi , to all the fans, i am Zachary Yeo Jian Wei a.k.a Ng 2 Hao . Yi hao is my father , my princess , my mother , my wife , my friend , my dota lane partner , my healer , my tanker , my secret keeper , my Tam me tool , my " kai xin guo " , my ejek tool , my snow white , my Mika's ( reserved ) husband , my gods hand , my orgasm lover , my horny initiator , my champion , my kelisa driver , my 0162958633 promoter , my reason i facebook , my reason i am still with chew zhi-ni , my reason i play dota , my reason i play blueserver ( last time ) , my reason i eat sleep and wake up , my reason to live , my motivation , my life , my breath , my romantic man , my COMPUTERMAN , my SNSD jessica intro'er , my pikach , my friend i call Yihu , my friend i call Princess Yihu , my friend that i tell my gf i go out with pretty girl to bluff her and make her jealous .

the most important , he is the reason i join this blog

Peace out Ng 2 Hao.

the pic is Ng Yi Hao driving car , very yeng , he drive us go 1 Utama.

Who would've known? :P

Hello! yih haur here :D this is my first time blogging, i feel very nervous O_O

I remember what we did when mr LIM TECK WENG started blogging.
We changed all our msn nicknames to "I will never blog." "I will never blog 2." "I will never blog 3." And yet here we are, how ironic eh?

What i feel is that for mr NG YIH HAUR or barney or benny or YIHU or YI WHORE to start blogging is like asking Winkeat to kiss Mave..again.. ahhahahaha!

Anyways we will never know what's gonna happen in life so please ENJOY LIFE! :)

yh out~

It all began with a big bang, or did it?

i aint a blog virgin no more -.-

Well, it all started with a few of my friends mainly - LIM TECK WENG who started blogging and i was so against it because i thought it was just stupid and a waste of time AANNNDD a girl-girl thang... But well... we never will know what happens in the future eh? As it might just hit us one day, that, all that we believe in, all our priorities, all our principles could just change without you even realizing, without you having control over them.

So, here i am typing away on my first post. As i have been through a hurricane of distortion that perhaps changed who i am and what i will be.




I like this picture, well not ENTIRELY because of her sexy outfit and well worked-out-butt but also as an inspiration for some of us not to always look at our disadvantage & disablities or dwell on the sorrows of the past, but destroy all the bridges behind as it will only make us move forward " to unpathed waters and undreamed shores " - william shakespear.

Ahh, do forgive me for a slightly melancholic post but we cant really fake our emotions right?

I just hope im......... Hiro Nakamura -.-




p/s : i love u tw...